Alicia Keys.....

please get back behind the piano. You have the voice of an angel and you tickle the ivory with the precision of a master, but you cannot sell yourself or your music when you stand there with a microphone and pretend to be Beyonnce. Baby got back, you do not.
Let those with the moves and junk in the trunk shake it to sell their millions, you just sit back down and concentrate on your music. Thank you!