Detox: Ground Zero: It's Over!

Hallefrigginlujah!!
I will not miss taking 5 pills in the morning, 4 in the evening and 3 before bed. I truly sympathize with anyone who has to take numerous pills everyday because they are ill. My discomfort was self inflicted, mostly for entertainment, but I could have stopped at any time.

I do feel more energized, healthy and less toxic. I have continued drinking heaps of water everyday and my white sugar intake is less than 1% of what it was before the detox program. I no longer crave the foods I did before and am continuing to train myself to eat better. The devilish voice that resided in my brain urging me to be a naughty little monkey and eat bad things has been reduced to a whimpering mumble.

So today I invented a new twist on the tuna sandwich; I came up with the brilliant idea of adding avocado, seasoning it with just a dash of spicy seasoning and a drip of mayo. I would appreciate it if I did not receive any emails, texts or phone calls informing me that you or someone you know came up with this idea already because I am feeling pretty smart and don’t need my bubble popped.