Me So Busy

I have been slack with updating this blog because The Crappensteins have gone away for 9 days and left me to work basically 24 hours a day until they get back. Not only am I responsible for the hostel and all the high maintenance guests, but I am also taking care of their dog, cat and tropical fish. The dog sleeps in bed with me; she snores, dreams about chasing rabbits, licks herself for an hour at a time and farts. The cat hates all other living creatures, but since I am feeding her she has been sucking up to me. How does a cat show you they love you? By leaving dead things at your door. Nice.