Waiter! There Is A Dead Body In My Soup!

A good friend of mine (HI SELINA!) from back home just told me that another good friend of mine recently quit her job because she stumbled upon a fresh dead body. Okay….now when I tell you I laughed until tears ran from my eyes don’t think I don’t have compassion for the soul who passed, because I do, it’s for my friend where empathy is lacking.

My friend, up until just recently HAHAHA, worked at one of those elderly care homes. You know the ones where seniors pay serious money each month to live in a comfortable apartment that is actually more like a hotel, complete with a reception and prepared meals. When I was home in October I visited her and we went to her workplace and I was really impressed at the level of luxury. I didn’t see anyone getting beaten and the food was healthy and free of medications. I guess my friend went to check on one of the guests and well, they’d checked out. Of course she freaked and said “I don’t get paid enough for this!” then quit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….

She would be laughing at me if the situation was reversed. That is how our friendship works. We don’t let the other one get too serious about stuff. My plans now are to send her some dead stuff in the mail. She has no idea how blessed she is! Do you know how many times I’ve wished my guests would expire??!
Lucky bitch.