Crappy Supermarket Adds Fresh Blood

I am happy to announce that the crap supermarket has added younger, friendly staff. I am most sure it had nothing to do with any death threats they received anonymously. The new additions are Eric, a dopey 18 year old skater boy who always asks how you are and who often forgets to give you your change; Tara, she is 19, real chatty and enjoys keeping track of my wine bottle purchases and Sam who is also 19 with pink, blue and purple cotton candy colored hair. She is my favorite and it has nothing to do with the fact I think her hair looks tasty. She is genuine and therefore out of place in that store, I like that. It appears they have moved the old blue haired bittys to the evening shifts so I try to avoid going there unless I am feeling restless and want to make them uncomfortable with conversation about the weather and questions about feminine hygiene products.