Saturday, March 18, 2006

The Feckless Wonder!

By night he is the mild mannered borderline boring bleary eyed Mr. Crappenstein, but by day he is The Feckless Wonder!
What’s that over there on the couch!?
It’s a dog!
It’s a pile of dirty clothes!
No! It’s The Feckless Wonder!
Able to do nothing in a single bound!
He has mad skills:
- he can make himself invisible when there are things to be done
- he can whine like a child until others just do the task at hand themselves
- he can ignore holes in walls, unfinished ceilings, stacks of laundry, overflowing
rubbish bins and his wife’s pleas for help with their son
- he can not hold a conversation with another human being
- he can run, with super lightning speed…….to his Mom’s house
The Feckless Wonder has only one weakness: work. It cripples him, leaving him motionless and unable to lift even a finger, therefore he avoids it at all cost.
Stay tuned for The Adventures of The Feckless Wonder!