By night he is the mild mannered borderline boring bleary eyed Mr. Crappenstein, but by day he is The Feckless Wonder!
What’s that over there on the couch!?
It’s a dog!
It’s a pile of dirty clothes!
No! It’s The Feckless Wonder!
Able to do nothing in a single bound!
He has mad skills:
- he can make himself invisible when there are things to be done
- he can whine like a child until others just do the task at hand themselves
- he can ignore holes in walls, unfinished ceilings, stacks of laundry, overflowing
rubbish bins and his wife’s pleas for help with their son
- he can not hold a conversation with another human being
- he can run, with super lightning speed…….to his Mom’s house
The Feckless Wonder has only one weakness: work. It cripples him, leaving him motionless and unable to lift even a finger, therefore he avoids it at all cost.
Stay tuned for The Adventures of The Feckless Wonder!
Saturday, March 18, 2006
The Feckless Wonder!
Posted by AccidentalBlogR at 11:24 a.m.