FYI

If you are going to text me, please, and I can’t stress this enough, do not open the conversation with ‘Sup mi nigga?’. First of all, I am a white girl with not much rhythm and the only person I know who is less than a ‘nigga’ than I am is the pasty faced individual who sent me this text. Second, I realize abbreviations when texting is the norm, but replacing MY with MI is ridiculous and should be punishable by law. I cannot in good conscience respond to such butchering of the English language.