Well my friend the unemployed Kiwi bum of a student has fluttered her little wings and flown this coop known as Canada for the shores of an approaching New Zealand summer. She accomplished a great deal in her short time here and I’m sure she made many an impression on locals and tourists alike. I know my family will never be the same and I think I can say the same for the washroom attendant in that posh Revelstoke hotel.
I managed to capture a few photos of my normally camera shy pal and would now like to share them with the world.
My friend is on the far right and on the left are a few members of my family. Since I took the picture and could not be in it I drew a stick figure representing my image.
My friend wanted to see the all male revue of Australia's Thunder From Downunder and although not really my cup of tea, I agreed to go as long as I didn't have to touch anyone.
My friend is quite the daredevil and thought it would be a good idea to get off the Whistler Blackcomb gondola early. Needless to say it took some time before search and rescue was able to locate her. They found her swimming naked and confused in a lake.
By a sheer stroke of luck we ran into William Shatner (a famous Canadian who we will actually claim as one of us unlike a certain Baywatch bimbo) outside of a museum in downtown Vancouver. My friend chatted to him for well over 20 minutes. She is a self proclaimed 'Trekkie' and did all but kiss Mr. Shatner when she saw him. I didn't have the heart to tell her it was a wax statue.
