Dear Lindsay Lohan,

It has been reported you are looking to Al Gore to help you change your image from alcoholic party favour to respectable oscar worthy actress. Now I may not be an ex-Vice President but I have a great suggestion: take a year off and go grow up. Go do something useful with your time and give back to the community that is sick of hearing you whine about not being taken seriously.

Yours truly,

The Accidental Blogger