I'm Just Great, Thanks For Asking You Bitch

I dislike being asked "How are you?" by anyone who really isn't interested in the answer. While I do understand it is considered polite, I am okay if someone just wants to say "HI" and move on. I'd rather they keep it short and sweet than engage in fallacious acts of complaisance. I can't handle insincerity. When I am faced with a person whom I know to be disingenuous,and they greet me with a standard, often forced "How are you?", I want to say:

"I am FUCKING fabulous. How the FUCK are you!?"

Putting the emphasis on fucking and fuck of course. I reckon this would shake them up a bit and perhaps then they'd think twice before asking me again.