Sunday, December 11, 2005

A Pet Peeve

Ask anyone about their pet peeves and you will get responses such as bad drivers, serial killers who think they can’t be caught (don’t these people watch CSI? Geez!), horrific body odor and other various answers. Well my pet peeve is people who recite to you long passages of books they’ve read, prompting me to automatically dislike the book and the person. You know, I’m real proud of you for memorizing 300 words that were no doubt painfully strung together by the author, but honestly I am not interested in hearing you repeat them while adding hand movements and matching facial expressions, so, fuck off.