Coming Soon To A Corner Store Near You

In another lifetime I used to carpool to work with a friend of mine who lives just down the street from me. I think we both will agree it was the funniest 30 minutes we had this side of twelve o’clock. It is a great thing when you find someone who can laugh with you through the trials of traffic jams on the way to a job that wasn’t challenging at all, unless of course you count side stepping office gossip.
Everything was up for discussion but for the most part traditional conversation would quickly break down and it would be a free for all of crazy ideas. We’d often arrive at the office in tears, our guts hurting from laughing so hard. It was always so comforting to know there was a person in my life who respected a twisted sense of humor and had one of her own.

So when we recently met up to go to a movie and she happened to mention to me that there had been prostitute sightings in our neighborhood (a long way from the downtown streets where they usually operate *we decided they were commuting whores*) and that she herself had seen them, it was no surprise our minds melded together to come up with a new fashion trend. It is called Hooker Wear: For the Nights When You Have No Self Respect.
This line of clothing contains such gems as:

The ‘I Just Want to Talk’ Sweater (in 4 hip street walking colors: pink, black, red and see through white)
The ‘BJs Cost Extra’ Underwear (in paper or plastic)
The ‘Money up Front or Forget It’ Mini Skirt (with a large concealed pocket just under the front waistband)
The ‘I Am a Professional’ Bra (which is actually not a real product, but rather a nice concept)
and last but not least
The ‘I’m Looking to Get Into Films’ Black Knee High Ass Kicking Boots with 4 Inch Stiletto Heels

If you would like to purchase any of these items or want more information about our soon to be released line of cover up bruises and rug burns cosmetics and don’t you dare leave home without them accessories please call 604 945 7102 and ask for Madame Wellman.

P.S. Also enquire about her inspired new clothing line for people with convex curves.